Sternum Bush

hoursago:

things my mind goes to during class

so i think sherlock doesn’t know how to dance

at all

he considers it useless drivel

but like, if he needed to learn for an investigation or disguise or something he would look it up on his phone or whatever and pick it up almost instantly and make it seem as though he’d been perfecting these moves his whole life

so john is like ‘wow that’s fantastic!!!!’

and when he brings it up again after the case is closed sherlock has already deleted it from his hard drive

i think john is ok at dancing though it’s probably horrible like watching your uncle trying to bring back disco

rock the boat john rock the boat

One order of hip swivel please~~

(via sherlockbbc)